LATER

Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8

Tonight: The legendary Sunday clubbing session for those who don’t want to go home returns.

Music: Funky house, electro and club classics from DJs Terry Bryan, The Oli and Dave Cross.

Open: Midday - 7pm

Entry: £5 on the door.

Stn: Vauxhall

HORSE MEAT DISCO

Eagle, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11

Tonight: Off-the-wall fun for club kids and disco hunks at one of London’s most amazing clubs.

Music: Tunes from across the disco spectrum from Jim Stanton, James Hillard, Filthy Luka and Severino.

Open: 8pm - 3am

Entry: £6 all night.

Stn: Vauxhall

CHILL-OUT & S.L.A.G.S

The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11

This afternoon: Another huge party, plus The D.E. Experience appears on stage from 5.30pm.

Music: Massive dance anthems from Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty, Sean Sirrs and Rob C.

Open: 2pm - midnight

Entry: £7

Stn: Vauxhall

BARCODE SOHO

Barcode Soho, 3-4 Archer Street, Soho, W1

Tonight: Chilled out beats from DJ Astroboy. Happy Hour is from 4pm until 9pm.

Open: 4pm - 10.30pm

Entry: FREE

Stn: Piccadilly Circus

comedy camp: the (anti) valentine’s special

Barcode, 3-4 Archer Street, Soho, W1

Tonight: Simon Happily leads the night that’s full of hysterical performances from award-winning comics. Happy Hour is from 4pm until 9pm.

This week: It’s Pippa Evans and Marian Pashley, plus the return of the Couple’s Quiz!

Open: Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm.

Entry: £8, plus £2 members’ fee.

Stn: Piccadilly Circus

from dtpm with love

Jalouse, 17 Hanover Square, Mayfair, W1

Tonight: DTPM is back in town for a huge Valentine’s Day party and a suitably good-looking crowd.

Music: DJs Nick Tcherniak, Steve Thomas and the HouseHusbands turn the decks.

Open: 5pm - midnight

Entry: £15 in advance from www.ticketweb.co.uk or £18 on the door.

Stn: Vauxhall

sundays @ barcode vauxhall

Barcode Vauxhall, 69 Albert Embankment, SE1

Tonight: Sunday tea dance with a great line up of DJs. Happy Hour is from 4pm until 9pm.

Open: 4pm - midnight

Entry: FREE

Stn: Vauxhall

village: re-tox

Village, 81 Wardour Street, Soho, W1

Tonight: Expect 50% off all drinks from 4pm until 8pm, plus Village has one of the latest closing times in Soho on Sunday!

Open: 4pm - 11.30pm

Entry: FREE

Stn: Leicester Square

rupert street

Rupert Street Bar, 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1

Tonight: With uplifting funky house music from DJ Alessandro.

Open: Until midnight.

Entry: FREE

Stn: Piccadilly Circus

THE BACKSTREET

The Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3

Tonight: Cruise night with a strict dress code of leather and rubber. 10pm - 1am. Entry is £4 on the door.

Stn: Mile End

s.o.p.

Underground Bar, Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, King’s Cross, N1

Today: Watersports cruise session. 1pm - midnight.

Stn: King’s Cross

the play pit

The Play Pit, 357 Caledonian Road, King’s Cross, N1

Tonight: HAND2HOLE Fisting session from 3pm - 8pm, where entry is £10 (this includes coat/bag check).

Followed by: briefs, boxers or buff 8pm - 1am. Entry is £6 all night.

Stn: Caledonian Road

saunabar

Saunabar, 29 Endell Street, Covent Garden, WC2

Tonight: Chill out with a horny cruise round this smart sauna, complete with free internet and WiFi.

11.30am - 1am. Entry is £12 with an advert.

Stn: Covent Garden

vault 139

The Vault, 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1

Tonight: underwear from 1pm - 7pm. Entry’s £7.

Followed by: cruise from 7pm until 1am. Entry’s £6. Your entry fee includes a free drink, free coatcheck and free re-entry all night long.

Stn: Warren Street