saturday10.05.08

megawoof!’s 5th birthday Club Colosseum, 1 Nine Elms Lane, Vauxhall Tonight: The hard men-only dance night for the hunks who funk returns and celebrates its 5th birthday. Music: Hard and funky house across the whole arch from DJs Diddy, Daz Saund, David Eph, David Junior and Sugabear. Open: 10.30pm - 6am Entry: Guests pay £14, £13 with a flyer before midnight, £12 advance queue-jump tickets from the usual outlets. Stn: Vauxhall

G-A-Y


The Astoria, Charing Cross Road


Tonight: Basshunter, Amanda Wilson and BB8’s Chanelle Hayes all perform at G-A-Y. 


Music: Mixed party music


Open: 10.30pm - late


Entry: Prices vary. Tickets can be bought from either of the G-A-Y bars.


Stn: Tottenham Court Road


HEAT


Ku, 30 Lisle Street, Leicester Square


Tonight: Relaxed bar with a friendly atmosphere across three levels.


Music: DJ JC plays the best of today’s upfront funky house.


Open: 9pm - 3am


Entry: FREE entry with a flyer or before 11pm, otherwise it’s £3 after 11pm.


Stn: Leicester Square


s.h.a.g


Geisha, 75 Charing Cross Road, WC2


Tonight: Saturday Highlight At Geisha features a different DJ each week. This week it’s Paul Heron.


Open: 9pm - midnight


Entry: FREE 


Stn: Leicester Square


the edge


The Edge, Soho Square, Soho, W1


Tonight: Simon is on the ground floor with Cavo Paradiso, with DJ Nick and Ben Parkes upstairs with more pop classics.


Open: 9.30pm - 1am


Entry: FREE 


Stn: Tottenham Court Road


escape


Escape, 10a Brewer Street, Soho, W1


Music: DJs Steven Geller and Mark Bambach plays funky vocal house and electro grooves. Happy Hour from 6pm - 9pm.


Open: 6pm - 3am


Entry: FREE before 11pm, otherwise £4.


Stn: Piccadilly Circus


eNclave’s masquerade ball


Enclave, 25-27 Brewer Street, Soho, W1


Tonight: An evening of fun and frivolity with great drink offers. Expect a free shot of Goldschlager upon entry plus a glass of Nicolas Feuillatte Brut Rose 2002 Champagne for just £5! 2-4-1 on cocktails before 7pm.


Music: DJ Jonesey spins funky tunes.


Open: 5pm - 3am


Entry: £5 without a mask, £3 with a mask.


Stn: Piccadilly Circus


the rose


The Rose, 35 Albert Embankment, on the corner of Tinworth Street, Vauxhall, SE11


Tonight: Weekly pre-clubbing session with resident MarkyMark and guests.


Music: House, cosmic disco, funky and soulful grooves.


Open: 8pm - 1am


Entry: FREE


Stn: Vauxhall


HEAVEN


Heaven, Under The Arches, off Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2


Tonight: The legendary weekend party for gay boyz, drag divas, muscle men, skater kids and everyone in between. Expect live shows and DJ sets from Nick Tcherniak and Pagano. Plus a 6am bar licence. 


Music: Iberian house from Pagano and Nick Tcherniak on the Main Floor. Pop in the Star Bar from Dusty O and Manny. Simon QB and Terry T-Rex spin R&B in the Dakota Bar, and John Warrington hosts the ever-popular Departure Lounge.


Open: 11pm - 7am


Entry: £12 with flyer.


Stn: Charing Cross


HORIZON


Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall


Tonight: The sexy dance night storms back into town with hotter music and more mind-blowing production across four arches, an army of go-go boys and continuing with LATER once again. 


Music: Mikey D, Jamie Head and Stevie B are in the Main Room, Paul Christian and Elliott J Brown are in the Mirror Arch, Alan K is in the Light Box and Terry Bryan and The Sharp Boys are in the Fire Lounge.


Open: 11pm - LATER


Entry: £12 with an ad/flyer before 1am, otherwise £15 full price. Stay on FREE through to LATER!


Stn: Vauxhall


saturday delivery


Depot, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall


Tonight: A whole host of sexy packages land on the doorstep of Depot tonight, hosted by Leon Fernando.


Music: From Terry Bryan and Dave Cross.


Open: 11pm - 5am


Entry: FREE before midnight with an advert or flyer, £10 otherwise.


Stn: Vauxhall


XXL


The XXL Arches, 51-53 Southwark Street, London Bridge, SE1


Tonight: The dance night for bears, blokes, cubs and chasers returns.


Music: Funky underground electro anthems from Jon Byrne and ChristianM in the Main Room with Alex Logan and Joe Egg in Arch Three.


Open: 10pm - 6am


Entry: £8 members, £12 non-members.


Stn: London Bridge


foreign


Bar Music Hall, 134 Curtain Road, Shoreditch


Tonight: Scottee and Jodie Harsh welcome Circuit Sketch and Bishi to the club.


Music: The above guests join Scottee and Jodie behind the decks.


Open: 8pm - 2am


Entry: FREE


Stn: Liverpool Street/Old Street


CLUB MOTHERFUCKER


Barden’s Boudior, 38-44 Stoke 


Newington Road, Dalston, N16


Tonight: Hosts the Daughters Of The Kaos return for another assault on Dalston.


Music: Bands Cobra Dukes, The Pity Party, Eve Black/Eve White and some secret guests all performing live. DotK crack more plastic.


Open: 8pm - 2am


Entry: £4 before 9pm, £5 with a flyer before 11pm, £6 after


Stn: Dalston - Kingsland


WIG OUT


Ghetto, Falconberg Court, Soho, W1


Tonight: A kitsch and cool night out for the seriously unserious. Arrive early, as the queues usually stretch around the corner.


Music: Eclectic, retro, indie, disco, pop mash-up from DJs DJP, Marky Mark and Artex. 


Open: 9.30pm - 4am


Entry: £5 with NUS card/flyer, £8 for others.


Stn: Tottenham Court Road


lo-profile


Lo-Profile, The Basement, 84-86 Wardour Street, Soho, W1


Tonight: Funky house becoming progressively deeper and dirtier. Vanity hosts.


Music: DJs on rotation include Paul Heron, Jamie Head, Mikey D, Brent Nicholls, Alessandro, Kris Di Angelis, Guy Williams, Oliver M and Hugh Stevenson.


Open: 10pm - 4am


Entry: £7 concession or NUS, otherwise £10.


Stn: Piccadilly Circus


club classics


Shadow Lounge, 5 Brewer Street, W1


Tonight: The ultimate gay clubbing experience with music from resident DJs Andrew Elmore, Gonzalo, Luke Hope and The Oli.


Open: 9pm - 3am


Entry: £5 before 11.30pm, £10 after.


Stn: Piccadilly Circus


duckie


Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11


Tonight: Old-fashioned homosexual honky-tonk, hosted by Amy Lamé. 


Music: Variety.


Open: 9pm - 2am


Entry: Just £5


Stn: Vauxhall


REFLEX


Reflex Nightclub, 184 London Road, Kingston-upon-Thames, KT2


Tonight: The friendly Reflex crowd dances to the latest commercial dance tracks.


Music: From DJ Freckles.


Open: 10pm - 3am


Stn: Norbiton Station


Central station


Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, King’s Cross, N1


Cabaret Bar: Entertainment from Topping and Butch.


Followed by: re-mix with DJ Chris Reardon through until 5am.


Open: 8pm - 5am


Entry: £5 before 3am, £1 after


Stn: King’s Cross


funk you


Two 8 Six, 286 Lewisham High Street, SE13


Tonight: DJ Billy spins the funkiest club tunes from 11pm until 5am.


Open: 8pm - 5am 


Entry: FREE before 10pm, £5 after


Stn: Ladywell


playing hard